A Humble Pen

If You're After Getting the Honey

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 21:50:15 GMT

"50 Gs? I think she'd prefer 50 jays."
"Yes! That's what we need! Samantha, high as balls, on the inside!"

Everyone Was Funny and Everyone Was Pretty

Fri, 19 Oct 2007 06:30:02 GMT

"I birthed your baby and I beat your bone!"

We Didn't Need No Bullets Cause We Rely On Some Words Instead

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 21:02:56 GMT

"I think my wife is a whore, botanist."

"I ate yer egg!"

"How is this the wrong key?"

Wearing Shoes with No Socks

Sun, 09 Sep 2007 21:37:54 GMT

Ow my very ankle.

Also, hi from Place 11.

'Cause I Told It to Them

Fri, 13 Jul 2007 01:02:00 GMT

walking tripwires like tightropes

Fire It Up

Fri, 11 May 2007 02:46:11 GMT

I'm listening to We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank. This is a good sign for mankind.

Also other good things happened today.

Same As It Ever Was

Mon, 01 Jan 2007 04:09:50 GMT

It's 11:09. I wonder if anything will happen at 11:10.

Step Out Occasionally

Fri, 27 Oct 2006 23:51:48 GMT

Still alive. Just boring.

My Broker Informed Me I'm Broke

Mon, 02 Oct 2006 01:09:34 GMT

I kind of like Surprise but Continuum is much better.

I made $60 today; $90 technically but I'll end up giving that $30 back anyway.

90% of the time I'm not wrong. Seriously. But 95% of the time I'll claim I am anyway. So I should remind myself once in a while I'm not as wrong as I wanna be.

I'm still not sure I like the scheme of this right now, but I'm still not that concerned with fixing it.

No Paul Simon Title This Time

Sun, 24 Sep 2006 06:13:16 GMT

The soles of my feet are killing me. After five days they are still killing me. After six I will have been killed.

A Distant Constellation That's Dying in a Corner of the Sky

Thu, 07 Sep 2006 01:41:16 GMT

"We are ornithologists here. We are not birds."

Also I have an idea that involves being shot in the back and falling over a bannister to one's (not my) death. At some point I may flesh it out.

St. Maarten

Sat, 26 Aug 2006 23:38:41 GMT

My legs are very, very red.

My time at Columbia starts Sept. 6th.

Mon, 31 Jul 2006 20:25:15 GMT

God DAMN, I'm lazy.

Thu, 20 Jul 2006 00:12:39 GMT

Had blackout.

Take II, Take II?

Fri, 14 Jul 2006 20:06:46 GMT

Well, that was a resounding failure. Either I'd better do something interesting, or I'd better go around telling people I'm saying things again.

Scratching Madly, Take II

Wed, 12 Jul 2006 23:42:36 GMT

Gonna try this one more time, since I have some time on my hands. My commitment, as always, is suspect, but we'll see how it goes.

At some point, I'll update the color scheme. Maybe. If you've read this message, and you know who I am, please comment - I'm just curious to see if I've still got some existence in me.